Random thought before bed

Jake called me the "fart ninja". He says his are noisy because he likes to let people know that they are happening. Mine have no sound, but are very deadly.

I don't normally talk about this... but discovering that I become somewhat intolerant to cheese right around the icky week, I keep forgetting to not eat it, and therefore get crap from my husband.

His belches beat my gas though, and he continues to deny it.

The battle rages on.

cont...

Ok so now that he's read my post, he says that his belches may be acidic, but my gas kills.

He has suffered many an attack by me and has yet to die.

It is fun to not say anything and just watch him scream like a little girl and run away..

*evil grin*

The Hallucinatory side of Andrea...

Sometimes when I am tired enough, usually from no sleep, I start to dream very strange dreams, and if anything wakes me up, I'm still halfway in that dream world and half in the real world.

My alarm goes off and I roll over to look at the time. I sit bold upright in bed and scream "HOLYCRAPI'MGONNABELATEHUNNYGRABMEFOODIGOTTAGETDRESSEDANDGO!", probably scaring my hubby half to death.

I grab the nearest shirt and jeans, throw them on, and begin to run out the door when Jake yells "Hunny, It's 8:44."

"Yeah I know, I'm gonna be late!"

"No... It's EIGHT 44."

I work at 10...

So after a few choice words and chucking all my belongings back on the floor, I went and crashed on the bed for another 30 minutes.

It was hard to get back to sleep, when you have a husband that can't stop giggling though...

I scream, you scream

...you know the rest...

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